satan served me sandwiches
they were pretty good, but not great
he bakes his own homemade bread
and even though I'm dead, it's ok, it's alright for bread
I told satan I'd prefer a ham or a leg of lamb but he said no
turns out satan is a vegan, so I'm eatin
tofurkey and fake jerky and I'm liking it more than I though I would
Oh oh!
but it's not ideal
Oh oh!
I'm liking it more than I thought I would
well satan is an ok guy
I'm pretty sure that he's just shy
that's why he's got such a bad rap
that and all this vegan crap
I've enjoyed with him
thanks to all my mortal sin
but before I decide to stay
I'll see if heaven serves a steak